Uniform Violations

This week's Tuesday pics come from The Patriot Girls. These aren't the cheerleaders from the pats, but regular girls who dress up in military uniforms to pose for cheesecake pictures. But wait! These girls are obviously out of regs, so The Sniper is here to sharp shoot these girls and get them in line. Imposter! As you can plainly see, this girl is wearing the uniform of an enlisted sailor, but she's got stars on her hips... obviously an impersonation of a Flag Officer!
And here, the same girl is wearing sexy boy boxers which, as everyone knows, are worn by the men in the Navy, not the women (who wear Marines). Ahoy indeed.In this picture, she makes a vain attempt to impersonate an Australian sailor by trying to appear upside down. We see the floor there girly girl... you're not fooling anyone.
Airborne? My ass! Everyone knows the ditty says "around her hair she wore a YELLOW ribbon"! She's wearing black. Imposter!

What the hell kind of a uniform is this?!?! Is she trying to score points with a marching band? Not even worth a dressing down (well, not in the verbal sense).
is writhing in pain because of this picture. Chin strap undone. Desert cammo bikini top with woodland pattern helmet cover. No helmet band. Only one dog tag. No dog tag silencer. Hair touching her shoulders. Pubic patch not visible. WTF, over?!?!
Okay, now this one just pisses me off. Officers' cap with black panties... so far so good. BUT, a PINK bra in front of a tank?!?! We all know that the branch appropriate color for tankers is yellow. At least get the piping right!
Okay, I'm going to skip all of the blaring uniform violations on this one and go right to the meat of the matter which can be broken down to four words. belt of blank ammo. How the hell are you gonna kill the terrorists or the Germans or the Japs or the Jehova's Witnesses with blanks? Jeez.